A List Celebs and Their Tats

People think celebrities have it all.  Millions of dollars for not really doing anything but standing around with blank looks on their faces, maybe they have to memorize a few lines of dialogue and walk from one spot to another.  The public adores them, and they get awesome gift baskets just for going to all of those stupid award shows that are filled with iPhones and $50 gift cards to the Black Angus Steakhouse (or maybe even Red Lobster if they are presenting a prestigious award).  Yes it seems like there is nothing celebrities don’t have.  In fact, the only thing that seems to be missing from their lives are collections of incredibly stupid tattoos.  Thankfully, there is a new crop of A-List celebrities taking steps to correct this, presumably so they can go out and eat a Bloomin’ Onion in peace.

Rihanna

Rihanna is arguably the biggest pop star going at the moment.  Because they both had big hits at the same time, she has drawn comparisons to Lady Gaga.  Unlike Lady Gaga though, Rihanna is pretty beautiful, and doesn’t look like a Frankenstein’s Monster assembled from leftover pieces found in the dumpster of a cut-rate plastic surgeon in Los Angeles.  She must have thought that this would slow down her meteoric rise to the top of the Billboard charts though, and she has attempted to correct this by getting a number of awful and incredibly stupid tattoos.

The most recent were here jail-house style “Thug Life” tats across her knuckles, but the absolute worst could very well be a toss up between the stars that she has tattooed on the back of her neck, which are very reminiscent of the stars that some coked up girl from Eastern Europe thought it would be a good idea to have tattooed all over her face, or the ink on the side of her neck that reads simply “rebelle fleur.”  Now, there wouldn’t be too much wrong with that one aside from the fact that in French, adjectives are supposed to follow the nouns that are being modified.  So in order for it to translate as “Rebel Flower” which is what we can assume it is supposed to say, it should have been inked on as “fleur rebelle.”

David Beckham

David Beckham, the former Manchester United and current LA Galaxy superstar is quite possibly the luckiest man in the world.  Not only does he have millions and millions of dollars, he also has an incredibly hot wife who also has millions and millions of dollars, but now he also has his very own line of underwear.  It seems like everything in his life is coming up Beckham.

This wasn’t always the case, though.  Before he had the majority of his body covered in intricately designed tattoos inked on by one of the premier tattoo artists in the UK, Louis Malloy, he had one incredibly stupid tattoo on his arm.  It was meant to be a tribute to his wife, and said “Victoria” in Sanskrit, but instead it said “Vihctoria.”  Is it any wonder he decided to cover it up with sleeves that didn’t have words written in a foreign language?